Zara Larsson was at the Scandic Stadium doing something dressed like this. I made almost all of that up. I have no idea where she was or what she was doing, or who she is. I just saw a cute, half naked girl and went with it. From what little I gleaned from the article I scanned she's a singer. And the photograph is proof enough. You know how you know that? By the dress she's wearing. The more naked they are, the better they are at singing. You know who you won't see wearing a dress like that? Renée Fleming. .
