Wednesday, July 3, 2019

!!BREAKING CELINE DION NEWS!!

Celine Dion wore the necklace Kate Winslet wore in Titanic and this is a huge deal apparently. I shrugged so hard I broke my collar bone,  but I guess some people need stuff to get excited about. Especially if they're stupid. She wore it over her "I heart Paris Hilton" shirt, which of course requires no explanation.  There is so much wrong in this one story I don't even know where to begin so here's 10 bucks just forget you saw anything.