Katy Perry was photographed on a yacht in a "colorful" bikini carrying what looks like a huge dildo. Pretty shocking how she looks mostly like anyone else without two hours of make up and an army of wardrobe assistants and a push up bra. I don't know what she'd need a huge dildo for while swimming unless she's hunting for the legendary Vagina Fish. Look I know I'm reaching, but I didn't know people still cared about Katy Perry.
