John McCririck swears he's not dying. Possibly because he's already dead. I have absolutely no idea who he is, I just saw his picture and I was like "what the fuck?" He's some kind of racing "pundit" but it wasn't made clear what kind of racing. Car? Motorcycle? Horse? Those races where they put numbers on those little sausage dogs and they all run down the track and crash into each other sometimes? Isn't that cute?
