Heidi Klum got married and didn't tell anyone. Except for People Magazine. Oh, and CNN. Who knew she was such a good secret keeper. You have to watch those Germans though they can't be trusted. I don't know who she married,
is that Jason Mamoa? Is that who that is? I think so. That's weird, I thought he was already married to one of those Cosby Kids. But I guess you have to have a lot of women in your cave tribe in case some perish during childbirth. Hey don't blame me, I'm not in charge of evolution.
