Friday, July 5, 2019

Simon Cowell Isn't Reanimated

Alan Thicke's reanimated corpse stepped out of a limousine at a party somewhere, and you better believe he was dressed for cuttin' a rug. I'm kidding, that's Simon Cowell. I don't know what he was doing. Probably yelling at someone for losing all the buttons on his shirt. Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired.