There's a new Miss America and her name is Asya Branch. No I don't know how to say her first name, and neither do you. Which won't be an issue because she wouldn't even look at a loser like you. I didn't know Miss America was still something that happened and the Miss Americas of today are way sexier than the ones from even just 20 years ago. They look more like Frederick's of Hollywood models now than those big haired weirdos from pageants of yesteryear. Okay look, I'm trying to find a way to say Asya is fucking hot as Hell while still being nice about it okay? Fuck. You guys can never take a hint.
