Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Kelly Clarkson Swash Buckles


Kelly Clarkson wore an eye patch on The Voice, which explains why she kept saying "Shiver me timbers" and then swung out of the studio on a chandelier and buried everyone's wallets in the homeless camp next to the sound stage. I heard she chopped off a couple of heads but that turns out to be untrue and that story was just her attempt to make herself seem more threatening to future TV studios so they wouldn't put up too much of a fight.