Mary the Crown Princess of Denmark went to some children's charity thing or something. What is the deal with these royal people always helping children? What has a child ever done for you besides break your brand new huge bay window while they were playing baseball, or maybe put a huge dent in your brand new car when they were riding their bike on the sidewalk? Nothing, that's what. I wrote this mostly to say if there weren't cameras pointing at this woman 24 hours a day she'd cheat on her husband. You can totally tell just by looking at her. Seriously, I know these things, and I'd just like her to know that if she ever needs someone to talk too, I'm always just a Signal
text away.
