Monday, November 23, 2020

Crown Princess of Hotness

Mary the Crown Princess of Denmark went to some children's charity thing or something. What is the deal with these royal people always helping children? What has a child ever done for you besides break your brand new huge bay window while they were playing baseball, or maybe put a huge dent in your brand new car when they were riding their bike on the sidewalk? Nothing, that's what. I wrote this mostly to say if there weren't cameras pointing at this woman 24 hours a day she'd cheat on her husband. You can totally tell just by looking at her. Seriously, I know these things, and I'd just like her to know that if she ever needs someone to talk too, I'm always just a Signal text away.