Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Lisa Marie Presley Will Swallow Your Soul


Lisa Marie Presley was photographed dressed as a medieval succubus on the set of her new movie "21 Days of the Plague". I'm kidding of course that's just her being normal, getting ready for her child custody hearing.  Maybe she's headed to a Bret Michaels concert at The House of Blues afterward. This is a weird thing to consider news considering people go to court for this kind of thing every single day of the year, but it is. I don't know when she married "The Prince of Whimsy" but it was three kids ago so they must've been married for a while. No reason was given for their divorce, but maybe she got tired of tripping over all of his unicycles. I think those are good enough reasons in California. Hippies.