Britney Spears took a private plane with her dumb ass boyfriend somewhere - Maui I think - for a vacation. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. They arrived at the airport and were both wearing masks despite the fact that they were alone together outdoors in the Sun, and spent the last four or five hours sealed in an airtight tube in the sky with each other probably kissing and maybe even experiencing the "Mile High Club". I thought they were vacationing but who knows, maybe they're keynote speakers at the Department of Tropical Medicine and Medical Microbiology meeting in Moana at the University of Hawaii and will talk when they're not open mouth kissing each other as they speak at their conference about how infectious diseases are spread. These last few sentences are very clumsy but I'm sick of editing this nonsense so learn to deal with it
