Andy Dick has a new fiance and HOLY SHIT ANDY DICK HAS A NEW FIANCE. I'm not saying this for any reason other than it being strictly an observation...
I've spent my entire life right up until this very moment (2:40pm on 3/27/2021) thinking Andy Dick was gay.
But I guess he isn't so that's why he has a new fiance. He's 55 and she's 32. I almost forgot to add her name. It's Elisa Jordana which sounds weirdly familiar to me, but unless she's a porn star I'm not looking for the reason why. I added their ages because they figure prominently everywhere else, so it seems this ridiculous gauge you people use to judge the worthiness of someone else's happiness is important to you. They're both grown up adult people that are both essentially middle aged. I realize that sounds ridiculous but most people live to be in their early 70s so she's just about halfway there and so that means you're in a deep state of denial about your own lifetime calendar, and you're also terrible at math. Good luck you two wacky kids. I hope she's ready for a lifetime of misery.
