Monday, March 22, 2021

!!!BREAKING CASSIE NEWS!!!


 CASSIE IS PREGNANT!

If you don't know who Cassie is congratulations neither do I. I'd never heard of her before 5:21 AM on Monday, March 22, 2021. Somebody gives a shit though so I wrote about her. 

 She has seven million followers on Instagram so what that means is 0.001% of the living human beings on Earth know or care who she is. She's probably a singer. A "singer". Did I mention she's pregnant? So at least one guy knows who she is for sure.