Wednesday, March 10, 2021

EMERGENCY KATIE HOLMES UPDATE


 I have no idea why people keep harassing Katie Holmes. She walked around New York with her boyfriend, who I thought I saw was named Vito or something, and since New York is the only place you'd ever meet someone named Vito I have to believe I'm correct. They continued their Worldwide Mask Tour to provide photographic proof they still care about humanity by being the only people on the street actually wearing them. Keep up the good work Katie. Since they're together, and by themselves,  I assume they're protecting each other from... each other? Do they wear them in the house? Maybe it's a weird sex thing.