Saturday, March 20, 2021

Suzanne Somers Enjoys Hump Day


 Suzanne Somers (74) says she and her husband Alan Hamel (84) have sex three times a day before noon. First of all, gross. Secondly, what time do they wake up, midnight? Sorry, I'm a man and I ain't buying it. There are certain functions involved with the male anatomy that need time to... recharge? We aren't machines. This would be a tall order for most dudes in their 20s and 30s.  Listen, I'm trying to not be gross since I already want to barf. And no offense but we aren't talking about 1970s Suzanne Somers here. I don't think I want to talk about this anymore.


By the way special thanks to @RaeUvLite for the tip.