Britney Spears was naked on a beach again. Why? Nobody said why, but I just want you to know Brit it's okay. In fact, I encourage this. Be naked, Be free, if you want to throw on some heels that's fine too or maybe like those boots those equestrian girls wear.
Okay listen this was supposed to be just a throw away post because I won't be near a PC today until long after 6pm so I was going to just whip something together and now I've veered into some sort of weird Britney Spears sex-fiction. Anyway Britney call me please. Right away.
Too late.
