Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Sydney Sweeney has the Blues


 Sydney Sweeney is giving away a baby blue Mustang and who could blame her. Mustangs suck. They were made quite literally for secretaries in the 1960s when all secretaries looked like sex kittens and their boss was a guy in a suit that would have martinis for lunch and cheat on his wife. Probably with the secretary. I think her little raffle has something to do with some kind of deal she has going on with Ford but all American cars built after 1970 are basically junk. If you don't like my opinion that's too bad. With any luck you're reading this in the waiting room while they fix your Ford F150. Again. And you'll be way to tired from working 90 hour a week to pay the repair bills to argue about it