Tuesday, January 9, 2024

Sinead O'Connor Still Dead


 Mental basket case Sinead O'Connor's death was ruled to be "natural causes" and not whatever bizarre Jewish-lead conspiracy theory I'm sure her "fans" were cooking up between dosages of their medications

'This is to confirm that Ms O'Connor died of natural causes,' a spokesman for Southwark Coroners Court said. 'The coroner has therefore ceased their involvement in her death.'
So there you have it, you can relax now. Maybe ask the orderly to add a little extra voltage to your next electroshock therapy session. It'll be like a treat!