Jeff Bezo's girlfriend - far left - had a big party, for what I have no idea, I guess because she could. I can't imagine what he sees in her.
By the way that little rocket purse she's holding in that picture? $5000.
The big news nobody is talking about here though is Jewel. Yes that Jewel from the 90s. She's the other one in red. She was part of that whole 90s "Grrrl Power" movement where they wrote terrible songs with acoustic guitars which is kind of like what's happening today with Taylor Swift etc., it's just 30 years later because all of this stuff is cyclical.
Man she looks really fucking hot too. But I wrote this, not to just slobber all over some women that are in their very late 40s, but to give any male reader some advice that might need it. But you need to hear this from somebody you don't know so you know I'm not biased.
Like my dad always told me; If you see a bunch of women - of any age- hanging around together, and one of them is wearing a crown, you need to start running. These aren't the good kind of women. It pains me to say that since Lauren Sanchez and Jewel both look like they just stepped out of a porno. On the other hand, any one of them will have drunken sex with you in your car in the parking lot so I suppose... I don't know... You have to sort of weigh your options here. I've personally been there so I can run but I understand if you want to give it a try.
