Alyssa Milano stuffed her overweight tits into a bikini and went on vacation with her standard issue husband. I didn't bother to see where they went, but looking at these two assholes, I'd guess probably Cabo San Lucas, or Dominican Republic where I'm 100% sure they rented jet-skis and drank Margaritas at a swim up bar somewhere, and told the bartender, "Red Stripe is the best beer on Earth!" . Or maybe they went wherever The Love Boat always went and got into some wacky hi-jinks with Gopher and Doc.
What's the matter you couldn't find a sunny beach in the good ol' US of A? With any luck they'll get kidnapped and held for ransom that nobody will pay. That's what you get for going to a Third World country. I suppose it could be Key West but really, what's the difference.
