Noted imbecile, Jessica Simpson proved she's still skinny and also very youthful at 43 years old by putting on some "Daisy Duke" shorts and using so many filters and photo shop that she looks like a cartoon character. Of course her fans "went wild" over this event because they're even dumber than she is, if you can believe it.
As far as I can tell that was the whole point of this story even though I only read it far enough to find out how old she is. Let's be honest, what else do you really need to know about Jessica Simpson.
