Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Two People You Don't Know are Dating


 Two people you've never heard of are dating. James Packer and some "model" named Renee Blythewood? In case you're wondering who they are, I did a little research and discovered he's the CEO of all the guys that do shots and chug brewskis at Chaser's Bar and Grill while THE GAME is on and she's Queen of the Serpent People. 

They hope someday to have a son named Colton that wears Crocs. Best of luck you two Standard Issue Shitheads.  I hope all of your trucks are lifted and your Jet-Skis run forever