PARIS HILTON NUDE

I'm nearly 100% certain I said I'd never write about Paris Hilton ever again and then she shows up mostly naked, and so I honestly, don't know what else you'd like me to do. She meets three of my most basic requirements. 

She's hot, she's naked, and she's in her mid-40.

I don't know why she was naked and I always figure it's better to just not ask. As long as they seem lucid and not totally insane, any reason is good enough for me. Especially if they're 6'1 in five inch heels.