Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Leonardo DiCaprio is Dumb


 As of Saturday, Leonardo DiCaprio is still walking around in a mask. Outside. In mid-2024. His age seems to fluctuate depending on who writes the story. This one said he was 49. Some say he's 50, 51, 48, 49... I guess it sort of depends on whether he's dating a 20 or 24 year old.

In case you were wondering, I cropped his 16 year old niece out of the photograph mostly because she's his niece, isn't famous, and as far as I know didn't ask to be. If she turns 18 and starts sending out bikini pictures or decides to marry Brad Pitt or something I might change my mind but I very much doubt it.