Amy Schumer admits to having a crush on Christian Bale in an interview with W Magazine.
'I haven’t
watched it in a while, but maybe I’d still feel attracted to 15-year old
Christian. I definitely wanted to have sex with him when he was
emaciated in The Machinist. She added: 'I’ll take Christian any way I can get him.'
Despite the fact that she's all over the internet every day I still
don't know who she is or what magazines are, and you can't make me
learn. And if what she says is true, than girls really do mature faster
than boys because the Machinist was released in 1992 so that means she
wanted to have sex with Christian Bale when she was 11. 11? When I was
11 I was still using Cootie Spray on chairs where girls were sitting and
trying not to wet my pants. Don't worry I've solved the second problem.
Mostly.
