Jennifer Aniston was at The Critics Choice Awards last night which I didn't even know was happening. I'm going to start a new blog called "The Jennifer". It'll be sort of like when she started that whole Rachel haircut trend but sexier. I have no idea who that is with her, probably an usher or something showing her to her seat. I hope Critics Choice Awards ushers aren't fashion trend setters because the last thing we need in the world right now are skinny ties.