Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Kelly Bensimon Does Stuff
I've seen many stories over the last few years on a certain website from where I steal most of my pictures about a certain person named Kelly Bensimon. I've never really written about her before because no matter how many of those stories I read, I still can't figure out what it is she does besides go to the beach and look like a MILF porn waiting to happen. So far what I've learned is that she watches what she eats and exercises and she was also once married to a photographer, and that photographer was once married toElle Macpherson. And that's pretty much it. If you were to ask me it seems the person we should be talking about here is that photographer. Apparently he's some kind of superhero that marries six foot tall models, gets tired of them and then moves on to the next one like a cool breeze. I'm a fast learner, please teach me your ways Master.