Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, January 8, 2016
Eddie Redmayne is Suave
I've never heard of Eddie Redmayne before this morning but he must be a good actor because he's up for a BAFTA award for some movie called The Dutch Girl which I'm going to assume isn't a porno. But if I had to guess who he was from that picture I'd say he was the head villain in a 1963 episode of The Avengers. I bet he uses a cigarette holder and all of the phones in his house have extra long curly cords that are all tangled up. He does have a computer but it's as big as a refrigerator and it costs a fortune to run with all those punch cards he has to constantly buy. Get with the times Eddie. Women work outside the home now and no one tells jokes like that anymore.