Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Sean Penn is my Hero


 The Daily Mail is running a story about how Sean Penn "led" Mexican police to drug lord Joaquin "EL Chapo" Guzman. Whether or not he did it intentionally, who knows.  They report that the Associated Press contacted Sean Penn to ask about the pictures of him arriving at the airport dressed like a super secret agent/tough guy and his answer?

"I've got nothin' to hide"

Oh no not at all brave warrior. Sean Penn most likely won't be killed for this, but Pablo Escobar once blew a fully loaded passenger jet out of the air because he thought maybe one person was a DEA agent, and the billionaire drug kingpin also   once had a waiter killed for stealing silverware from his kitchen. Still another once leveled an entire city block,  but hey I'm sure it's no problem. Not at all. Let's let bygones be bygones I'm sure he'll say.  My suggestion would be if you see Sean Penn stay away. And whatever you do, don't take any job offers from him that require you to start his car in the morning or accompany him to any fancy outdoor cafes. It doesn't hurt to be careful.