Thursday, January 28, 2016

Miley Cyrus is Pregnant

I'm kidding of course she's not pregnant but she wants to be...
The performer is so serious, in fact, that "she's talking to friends about stopping any form of birth control soon," says a source.
Someone should stop this. Miley Cyrus shouldn't be breeding. And I thought she was dating Liam or Chris Hemsworth or whichever one it was, but instead judging by the picture it looks like she's been dating a waiter from a second rate Italian restaurant. Maybe she just likes all the free spaghetti.