Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Ruby Rose is Haunted

The website I stole this picture from said Ruby Rose "cuts an androgynous figure". Does androgynous mean spooky? Because yes she sure does. Imagine this. The power goes out during a thunderstorm. You hear the floor creak in that room upstairs. You slowly climb up the steps to make sure everything is okay. Did something move in the corner? Maybe it was in the closet. Now you know why that lady at the antique store warned you against buying that cursed ventriloquist's dummy. You shine the flashlight along the floor into the sewing room where your now dead, abusive grandmother used to knit and as you slowly bring it up...

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