Aaron Carter broke up with his girlfriend. Oh woe is me. I thought he was gay or something. Didn't he say that? Or was that just pandering bullshit, which seems more likely the case. He had sex with that woman? He must have because she had a baby. That's exactly the opposite of being gay. Here's a new rule, if you're a famous celebrity that comes out as gay or bisexual we need some kind of pornographic, photographic proof or you get shipped off to Siberia never to come back. Time to put your "money" where your mouth is and when I say money, I mean penises.
You can't just say "Oh look! I'm gay now!" just so you can sell a few extra albums, or movie tickets, no way. So suck it or get the fuck out. I hardly even remember what Aaron Carter is famous for. Maybe he's famous for that face tattoo that I'm sure he doesn't regret at all. In fact I thought it was a giant scab like maybe he fell down the stairs at an all gay orgy or something.
