Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Elle Evans Needs New Music

 
Matt Bellamy took his wife Elle Evans somewhere. Judging by their clothes I'd guess it was a Spacehog concert.  But I'm pretty sure they did something else I just don't know what. He's 43 and she's 31, did you know that? Pretty neat huh. Too bad they look like he's 53 and she's 41 but they're English and they always look 10 years older than they are so who's lying, them? Or me. I'm not suggesting Elle isn't hot, she obviously is I mean just look at her in her outfit she got at Hot Topic that morning. So listen Elle, if you get tired of that Bozo and want to go to a really good concert for once, just give me a call.

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