Madonna is still playing dress up. This time she's *checks notes* Harlequin? Or some kind of superhero. Her face looks different. Like, radically different. Maybe it really is Harlequin. Or maybe it's the angle or the lighting or the surgery I don't know. Whatever, it was something I saw and decided to write about it okay? Seriously, who gives a shit about Madonna anymore. She's slowly turning into Cher. Pretty soon all Madonna will be known for is writing loony, drunken tweets with a lot of misspellings, talking about how she hates the way women are chained in the kitchen, and forced to mop up a dirty floor after her husband comes home from the smelting furnace with his lunch bucket or whatever these two whack jobs still think is happening in the world outside of their gated compounds.
