I had stuff written for yesterday, but I dropped my phone in the toilet the night before and it took a surprisingly long time to sort all of that out It worked fine for the next 24 hours, and then all the sudden I guess it realized it got wet and then stopped working, so I had to go get a new one yesterday and the dick head phone salesman I was dealing with was a total fucking idiot. The guy had a manbag okay? The only way I can describe him is, imagine a 41 year old at Burning Man. Fucking hippie. So he was a moron, that had a superiority complex. It's quite the combination. Anyhoo... buckle up because I have Pulitzer worthy stuff all set to go.
