Monday, November 1, 2021

Madonna is Still Daring. Kind Of.

Madonna recreated Marilyn Monroe's death for some bizarre reason. Attention most likely.  By the way, that's the actual room where Marilyn Monroe died 60 years ago and some people (idiots mostly) are calling it "shocking" and "distasteful" like they haven't been paying attention to Madonna for the last 35 plus years. I have to be honest, I'm more shocked by how good her ass looks, and not how she recreated someone's death that died. Let's face it that's quite an ass for someone that's 63 years old. Actually, that's quite an ass for someone that's 33 years old. Frankly that's quite an ass for anyone. 

It's not all saggy and you can't see her pelvis like a gross skeleton covered with skin. On a scale of 1-10 I'd give her ass a solid 8. (I avoided the very obvious and extremely easy "8 inches of penis" gag right there) so I say more power to her. Most people under 40 only know Marilyn Monroe from internet pictures anyway.

 On the other hand this blog is full of women aged 50 and up that look better than a lot of 25 year olds. Have you seen some 25 year olds these days? Not a lot of good things happening there. And that's usually the age people are supposed to look their best. Sorry as much as I like purple and green hair it doesn't hide the fact that you apparently spend all weekend chugging beer and eating Little Debbie Swiss Rolls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.