Maura Higgins is some reality show nobody in England and also she's about the 10 millionth woman to dress up as the Pamela Anderson character "Barb Wire" from the movie of the same name for Halloween. Have any of these people even seen this movie? I honestly never have, and I'll tell you why. For some reason I was never attracted to Pamela Anderson. I can't explain it and she actually seems kind of cool personally. Maybe because she married Tommy Lee and I can't stand that asshole so maybe it's guilt by association.
By the way, I clicked on that "Barb Wire" IMDB link I included and I recognize ONE name in that whole cast. Pamela's. Acting has to be the most horrible job in the universe. Some of those poor assholes worked their whole lives up to that point to do one thing, and they probably thought that was their big Hollywood break too, and instead they've spent the last 25 years mixing paint at Home Depot.
In conclusion, please stop dressing like this for Halloween. It's lame, and it's not even sexy. And I think Heidi Klum is sexy fully clothed, and I can get sexually excited watching a woman drive a motorcycle, so you know I'm being honest.
