Friday, October 21, 2022

Billie Eilish Looks Happy. Retired.


 Billie Eilish looks different although I can't put my finger on how. See? You don't have to be a fat, depressive, mental patient for your whole life. Watch what you eat and go to the gym once in a while, and you'll feel better about yourself and you'll be happier. Of course none of this changes the fact that she's 20 years old, essentially a high school kid - like what- two years ago?  

She must be going on year three or four of being famous and you can see her career is already winding down, with the proof being how stories about her get spaced further and further apart, until eventually they stop getting written at all. Remember the other teen wunderkind Lorde? Yeah it's okay, no one does.