Paris Hilton dressed like a "Slutty FBI Agent" over the weekend. What's the matter, were all the "Sexy Forensic Account" outfits sold out? The most shocking thing about all of this is people still give a shit about Paris Hilton. This is the problem with you people. You're still living like it's 2003, but that's fine, I'll own the future and you can still buy Linkin Park albums while you're walking around in your N95 mask or whatever.
