Monday, October 17, 2022

Victoria Beckham Vanishes


 The original story said Victoria Beckham was "dressed for the 70s" and I assume they mean the 1970s and not her weight. I know there's a saying "you can never be too rich or too thin" but she must be like sleeping next to a bag full of antlers. Your skeleton makes up about 15% of your body weight so if she weighs even 100 pounds (which I doubt very much) 15 pounds of that is the inner structure that gives her body the support it needs against Earth's gravity. I do like her outfit though. She always looks like she just ate something gross, hey maybe that's why she's so thin.