Remember when I said I would write about Britney Spears' wearing a pink dress? This was connected to some story about her having a "fling" with her gardener, which lead to her divorce but that sounds like the plot of a porno, and not real life. I have to say none of that is important because all I saw was her in that dress, and holy shit. Ff she'll have an affair with that guy - I mean c'mon - maybe she really does need to go back to being in that conservatorship.
