Saturday, September 23, 2023

Lauren Boebert is Hot


 Face it. Lauren Boebert is the chick dudes want. You may not like it but there it is. She's physically attractive, yet for most of the day she looks kind of like a boring average nerd. She's like one of those "Ugly Ducklings" in a teen 80s movie that takes off her librarian glasses, feathers her hair and !!!wham bam!!! suddenly out of the blue she becomes homecoming queen or she's a heavy metal dominatrix wearing high heels that will have sex with you in a crowded theater while everyone is watching. 

THAT'S why all these women hate her. They look at her and instantly know "she's a whore". Those are their words, not mine. They'll all tell you that. Any guy that's ever known a woman between the ages of 16 and 60 knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Oh sure they'll tell you it's her politics but... guys know. 

Think about Wonder Woman. Underneath the giant 70's glasses and the frilly granny blouse she's still Lynda Carter. One second, she's in a buttoned to the chin, military uniform (which is hot enough already) and the next she's a 5'10 inch Amazon Warrior in knee high boots.  I'm not comparing Lauren Boebert to Lynda Carter okay, it's just an example I'm using to explain it to the ladies because I don't have to explain it to the men, they already understand. All of this of course is politics aside, I know she's pretty controversial for that even though I don't really know what her politics are, I'm coming at this from a pretty specific, strictly scientific theory.