Monday, September 4, 2023

Lizzo Gets Snagged


 If you're as fat as Lizzo, I don't know why you'd show up anywhere while wearing a net of any kind. It would seem like you're just opening yourself up to all kinds of low hanging fruit type jokes made by 14 year old internet shit heads, and dumbass bloggers looking for content on the last major U.S. Summer holiday about being a whale. Or maybe a rhinoceros being trapped for a Chinese zoo or NO! A Japanese submarine trying to sneak into Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941 or something. I won't say any of those things but it would be super easy.