Molly Sims was crying while on vacation (left) while wearing a bikini (right. although pic unrelated) I swear to God that's how the reporter described it.
There's only two reasons women cry while on vacation.
1. She's drunk
2. She's getting divorced
Honestly she was probably drunk. I've written like half a dozen stories about her and she's holding a drink in every single one of them. Either way Molly needs to give me a call, I can fix almost anything. You really should divorce that guy he's mean. And here's an idea. we can have a few drinks while we work out a plan. Maybe dinner too? You'll have to pay though because I lost my wallet.
