The victims were identified as a preliminary investigation revealed that the helicopter carrying Petr Kellner and five others barely missed clearing a remote ridge in the northern Chugach Mountain by between 10 and 15ft.
I have no idea why you people insist on riding around in helicopters. The guy was estimated to have a net worth of $15.7 billion dollars, and not a nickle of it mattered when the time came. Think about that the next time you decide you need to work 20 hours of over time this week to pay for that over-priced car you bought. Hey it's your life, if you want to waste it chasing after shit you don't need don't let me stop you. I'll be over here not doing that.
Editor's note: I don't know why Blogger is spacing it like that I can't seem to fix it so I quit after one try
Sorry I lost track. She's suing her mom for money or something because she stole her money or blah blah blah. See, but that's the downside of Australia. With all the pretty girls you'd think you'd died and gone to Heaven but that fact is, you can't trust any of them. They're all criminals you know. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THERE. Don't you know anything?
This bean bag is named Chloe Ferry. They called this "killer curves" instead of a vomitous caricature. As usual she's some reality show nitwit in the UK designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator currently on Earth. Thanks to the internet, and glowing stories about these... people, every day that goes by I lose just a little more respect for British people. A people I used to really look up to. If you keep this up, by next Friday, I'll hate you the way I hate communists.
The only news I can find about this monumental event happened seven or eight years ago, and I don't even remember writing about it or that she was even a human being that was alive on Earth so I guess at least her digital team is really on top of everything since I just got the notice today.
Google was kind enough to delete my post for me which is a good thing because it took me almost 25 minutes to figure out who and what the Hell they were even talking about.
I'm not linking anything because who fucking cares.
I've spent my entire life right up until this very moment (2:40pm on 3/27/2021) thinking Andy Dick was gay.
But I guess he isn't so that's why he has a new fiance. He's 55 and she's 32. I almost forgot to add her name. It's Elisa Jordana which sounds weirdly familiar to me, but unless she's a porn star I'm not looking for the reason why. I added their ages because they figure prominently everywhere else, so it seems this ridiculous gauge you people use to judge the worthiness of someone else's happiness is important to you. They're both grown up adult people that are both essentially middle aged. I realize that sounds ridiculous but most people live to be in their early 70s so she's just about halfway there and so that means you're in a deep state of denial about your own lifetime calendar, and you're also terrible at math. Good luck you two wacky kids. I hope she's ready for a lifetime of misery.
Heidi Klum got bangs. That's it. That's the big news. This is what I'm doing with my life. I don't know why girls don't like this haircut I love this haircut. I can't explain it, but I think it looks really good, especially if you have a nice face, which luckily for Heidi Klum, she does. And anyway, I like the way it's framing her... face. I bet you thought I was going to say boobs. Which I also like by the way.
You should try this, I encourage it. Be daring and have fun, it grows back you know. What are you going to do, grow your hair really long and part it down the middle you're whole life like it's your first day of 7th grade? Grow up for once.
Kylie Jenner's "best friend" Anastasia Karanikolaou put on her underwear and took some pictures because apparently this is what people do now. This is all they do. They don't learn anything, they don't produce anything, they don't help anything or anybody. They just take underwear pictures and put them on Instagram. And people 25 and under eat it up like candy. We are in for a very rough future.
They all just hang out with famous people and ride their coattails to glory. It seems to be mostly women, have you noticed that? Or is it just me. No word yet on how old she is but if I had to guess I'd say, physically -- somewhere in her mid-20s, mentally -- junior in high school. Nobody actually sits on that fancy couch by the way, it's just for her ass.
Honestly, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
She has seven million followers on Instagram so what that means is 0.001% of the living human beings on Earth know or care who she is. She's probably a singer. A "singer". Did I mention she's pregnant? So at least one guy knows who she is for sure.
"Lo tho they be British of nothing, commencement of writing must begin at sun up on the Sunday of the Sabbath hence the Queen eat scones at the jousting tournament for the hand of nobles"
Sounds weird to me but I don't live there so maybe it makes sense to them. They drive on the wrong side of the road you know.
By the way special thanks to @RaeUvLite for the tip.
Chelsea Handler made an hilarious joke about crashing into a tree while she was skiing and it made me think of a hilarious joke are you ready?
I wish Chelsea Handler would crash into a tree while she was skiing
Isn't that hilarious? Whatever, I laughed and I'm the important one here.
And then, suddenly, like a ray of sunshine through the clouds, comes Elsa Pataky. How can a human being look that good in that awful dress. It's not possible. But she does. She isn't human. And it's orange on top of it all. Who the fuck looks good in orange? They said this was some photo shoot (obviously) and that she was "barefoot" but she's constantly barefoot, which I'll be honest is kind of gross. I put on my shoes before I go into the kitchen but if that's the worst thing about her - and I'm sure it is - we can work around that. She could swallow kittens whole and I'd find a way to deal with it
Sofia Vergara continues posting "throwback" photos on her Instagram which to me is baffling because she looks nearly exactly the same today. If anything she looks better now. I don't know what it is about women from Central and South America but there must be something in the water. She doesn't look like a teenager or whatever with the formless skin and the smooth joints and those weird canckles or whatever else you awful teenagers have going on in your gross teenage bodies. She pretty much aged like wine.
The only problem with women is, you gotta catch her before she turns into vinegar. You roll over in bed one day and... Hey you can't walk around looking like her where you snap your fingers and men will do whatever you ask without having to pay up some day. There's a cost, which I guess could come any day now so okay yeah I can see why she keeps posting those pictures now I guess.
Louise Thompson is still standing around in her underwear. I'm sorry she's probably very nice and maybe she saves puppies or something but, this seems really pathetic. Don't you people have any friends? Hobbies? Standing around alone in your bedroom taking pictures of yourself wearing underwear is not healthy, I don't care what a bunch of crackpots on the internet say about it. She's 30 years old and she's wasting the best years of her life. Don't you understand that?
You could literally drop dead at any second from any one of 100 things. I realize at 30 years old that's pretty unlikely, but it happens every day. I personally knew a woman this happened too. My friend T.F.'s sister. She was 29 and died at the gym, in the locker room. Just died. They did a full autopsy and still aren't sure why. Is this what you want to be doing when it happens? I guess you have to do what makes you happy.
Rupert said: 'We were very, very close, I must say, for a long time, and she's someone that I adored and still do. 'I think I was in love with her. I adored her.'
'How did you square off Bob in all this?' Piers asked.
Rupert told the presenter he 'just ignored him' and admitted that the star was aware of the affair she was conducting with the Shakespeare in Love actor.
Wow you gotta hand it to that guy he's got balls. Just ask Paula. In case you don't know who any of these people are, congratulations, you live in the 21st Century. Bob Geldof had a somewhat minor hit song in 1981 called "I Don't Like Mondays" with his band The Boomtown Rats, Rupert Everett is an actor that was in a gorilla movie called "Dunston Checks In" from 30 years ago, and Paula Yates has been dead since the year 2000.
So there's your "British People can be Famous Too" update. I'm sure the confession went on for many more paragraphs but honestly, who gives a shit.
She's a British reality TV star, and you can tell she British because British people are the only people on Earth that would still name their daughter Louise. I think it has something to do with Jack the Ripper.
Demi Lovato has spoken out against the rising trend of gender reveal parties, branding the celebratory gatherings 'transphobic'.
What a daring opinion. She seems a little late to the game, because this conversation already feels like it's six months old but maybe she was in a coma again. I guess she went to all the trouble of dying her hair like an LGBTQ flag so I suppose she had to say something. I personally hate gender reveal parties only because they've become such a standard "thing"amongst the rabble, but those are just my personal feelings, so don't let me stop you from blowing up your house, or killing a relative or whatever it is you people do at these things
If you had an ounce of brains you'd do exactly what they tell you, when they tell you and then you could be retired at the age of 25 and you can sit around the house all day watching Judge Judy and play with your dog until you die. Or you can play for sympathy on garbage websites and social media and wind up working at a comic book store for the rest of your life. It's up to you how much of a hero warrior you want to be
