Christie Brinkley put on her best disco outfit and attacked the 35th Annual Footwear News Achievement Awards (?) at Cipriani South Street in Manhattan on Tuesday. I would've written about this sooner but news is only just now starting to leak out. I hope Batman still lives in New York and didn't flee for his life like every other sensible person has done over the last two years. What if he did and Christie Brinkley takes over? What then? Fools. You have no idea what you've unleashed.
