I missed a day or two here ( I wrote this on Monday I think) and then I came back just this morning to find all the usual nitwits populating the celebrity rags, which doesn't really surprise me since your tribal impulses means everyone has to talk about the same things all the time. It's an evolutionary thing that comes from being stupid. But then I saw Shakira and she was the hottest woman I saw so I decided I'd talk about her new dance competition? See, I've written about her before so I can share the links in this post and while you're clicking on those I can run away and do something else. It's called being a writer with a plan