Saturday, December 11, 2021

This Isn't Kayden Kross and She's Not Nude


 Karlie Kloss was outside walking in New York alone wearing a mask and I know I said I wouldn't write about idiots wearing masks anymore, but in my defense they tricked me. I thought they were talking about Kayden Kross and not some model I never heard of. So I just cropped her stupid mask covered face out of the picture so I didn't have to find something else to write about. How do they find women as hot as Kayden Kross to be porn stars? What do they do, just walk up and ask them? "Hey want to have sex while we film it?" because I have to tell you, that never works for me.