The original source material has a sentence right up front in their story that read - and I quote - "Lizzo shows off her cleavage". Are they sure they know what cleavage is? Because I'm not so sure they do. They also called her a "vegan" so I guess you can just say whatever you want now and people accept it as true. Which, now that I think about it, is totally true because you should see my abs. I don't know how much I'll have today because I was watching Hogan's Heroes last night and one minute I was fine, and then out of the blue 10 minutes later I felt like a truck ran over me. I had a lot more unbelievable witticisms about this subject but I just feel terrible. Hopefully I'll catch you guys later this afternoon.
