I meant to write about Dorit Kemsley last week because holy fucking shit but I forgot why I was going to write about her. Besides the obvious I mean. She's on some show somewhere and I need to find out where. Christ, she looks like she escaped from a Nazi Perfect Woman Laboratory. This is one of those times when I don't know what else to say. To bad she has "the eyes". And I think you know exactly what I mean. Isn't that right, Mein Fuhrer